I'm advertising for a new candidate

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Hello.

I'm looking for a new guy. To be my next toy boy perhaps.

Wahaha mati lah advertise pulek.

Whatever. I have my own right to be playful and choose whoever i want.

So I would like to get a new guy. My current guy is damn bosan and doesn't have that much time to spend with me.

Below are fews of my criteria (haha ada ke orang kesah???):

1) Dark skin, preferably darker skin than me supaya aku nampak cerah.
2) Tidak belah rambut di bahagian tengah. Lelaki rambut belah tengah is pondan-alike. It's true.
3) Tak gemuk, tak kurus. Weight dalam 55 - 70kg with height more than 160cm. Aku 159cm.
4) Protective. Aku tak kesah dikongkong as long as it is the right thing. Kalau tak kongkong tu aku rasa macam orang tu tak sayang aku pulak.
5) Tidak kurang ajar dgn aku. Nak kurang ajar dgn orang lain takpe (as long as respect orang tua).
6) Money-wise and pandai bajet duit.
7) Miskin kaya tarak kesah, harta ke takdak harta ke, not a prob, sebab akhlak and personality itu lebih bermakna.
8) Teruna. Aku nak yg fresh sebab aku pun fresh.
9) Always there for me, as i will always be there for you too.
10) Will walk through a fucking monsoon for me. Tak kira ribut, panas, taufan badai sume ar.

Erm. Tu je kot. Paras rupa bukan apa-apa pun asalkan aku lalu makan nasik depan kau itu dah kira okay. No biggie.

Aku cerewet tak? Tak kan. Aku just nak yg bertepatan dgn apa yg aku harapkan je. Kalau aku kawen dgn orang yg takdak ciri-ciri ni, aku akan angin je sepanjang masa, which is not good for our relationship.

It's good if my current guy can be like what i want 'cause he has what it takes, just a few, need to be changed.
But it's fucking 2 years and he still did not change. He even became worst.

I am not a good girl either but as long as you give what you should give, then i'll play my part good too. It sicks to think that for all this time its only me who play the part.

End of the advertisement.

Tata.

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